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Recently when a Panel of Doctors at a hospital was asked to vote on adding a new wing, this is what happened:

The allergists voted to scratch it.
The dermatologists preferrred no rash moves.
The gastroenterologists had a gut feeling aobut it.
The nerologists thought the administration had a lot of nerve.
The obstetricians stated they were laboring under a misconception.
The opthamologists considered the idea short-sighted.
The pathologists yelled "Over my dead body!
The pediatriticans said "Grow up."
The proctologists said, "We are in arrears."
The psychiatrists thought it was madness.
The surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing.
The radiologists could see right through it.
The internists thought it was a hard pill to swallow.
The plasctic surgeons said, "This put a whole new face on the matter."
The podiatrists thought it was a big step forward.
The urologists felt the scheme wouldnt' hold water.
The anesthesiologists thought the whole idea was a gas.
And the cardiologits didn't have the hert to say no.
The HMOs killed it anyway.